Phallic is a rich royal blue with hidden shimmer, which you can see if you click to view this photo in high-res. It’s more apparent in the bottle than on the nail, though if you look closely it’s still there. It’s also very pigmented, so take a little extra care in removal to make sure you get all of the blue off. Formula and application were fairly good, though I had some trouble making it look neat next to the cuticle. The squared-off lid isn’t ideal for precise control.
Yes, I mostly wore this because I was hoping someone would ask me what it was called (no one did).